Completely Random Question:

I have a completely random question. It's such an inane question that I'm not sure if I should actually ask it or not. Yes, it really is that bad. I know that I've asked some pretty bad questions before in the past, but I think this one tops the cake. In fact, I know it's so bad that I'm actually him-hulling around voicing it. I'm embarrassed by the question, but I still want to ask it.

Does that make me weird? I think it does. Anyway, weirdness aside, that still leaves my question.

It's something that I never really wondered about before. At least, I don't think I've wondered about it. I might have - in passing. I probably have wondered about it, come to think about it.

My first ridiculous question is this: Do wrestlers wear underwear under their little spankies? Case and point: See the image to the right.

I mean, I kind of think that they would. I wouldn't want to go in front of lots of people wearing a speedo. I know the ancient Greeks and Romans would wrestle naked, but I don't think that everyone wants to see some of these people naked. (But some of them I wouldn't mind...) There's nothing there, really. And with the moves some of these guys do...? I would want a little extra coverage.

Sure, some of them have some nice bodies. Some of them don't. And I really don't care about the women. I have them; I don't need to see them; they're not that great, guys. Anywho, I know that wrestling is all canned - well, most of it, now-a-days. But there are still moments where unscripted stuff happens. And during those times, some wardrobe malfunctions are bound to happen. I, anyway, would want something there to prevent +/- 50,000 people.

Not to mention, I don't think I would feel comfortable going out there with all those people in just a pair of spankies. Let's face it: a speedo doesn't cover much, and you pretty much have to be an Adonis to look good in one. "Normal" people can't pull off the speedo look. "Normal" people shouldn't wear speedoes - they should be outlawed on most beaches. But that's just me. I have nothing against the "normal" human body; I know that only like 1% have the Adonis effect with their bodies. Most of them are actors or in the TV business -- or are photoshopped until they have the Adonis effect. (Because even I can photoshop myself to be a size 2.)

I would rather go out in a pair of pants - like some of them do. And I don't think I would wear any of the skimpy tops that the women go out in. With my luck, it would be pulled off, and I would get fined by the FCC and fired from my job.

And now my second question: Do they sell bathing suits in Alaska?

I know they have a summer up there, but I don't know that it'd be warm enough for them to go out in bathing suits. Then again, I might be spoiled with my weather here in Ohio. Mid 80s, low 90s. It's nice, and I think that Alaskan summers would still be chilly for me. I hear summers in Maine are colder, so it's only right to think that the ones in Alaska would be even worse. At least for someone in the states.

But maybe if I lived up there, the summers would be summery, and the summers down here would be unbearable. I would probably die from heat exhaustion if I was from up north that far originally. I probably couldn't fathom having 80, 90 degree weather in Alaska.