Yeah, so I kinda discovered that I rather like this blogging thing. And I was watching **House M.D.** the other week - it was the one that had that chick from **Third Rock from the Sun** and played Wilma from the movie **Flintstones: Viva Rock Vegas**. Anywho, she was this huge blogging fan, and she would blog everything. And when I saw everything, I mean everything - whatever went on, whatever new development there was, whatever her boyfriend said to her, it all went on the blog wall. (I hope that I don't get that bad, and I know that there aren't going to be many people reading my blog, after all.) I just that the whole thing was ironic. Don't ask me why; I just did.
And for anyone who knows me, they'll know that I'm a huge fan of **House M.D.**. I'm really happy that they're getting the plot back on track - with the cool medical mysteries.
Speaking of medical mysteries - I've always thought that House was sort of like Sherlocke Holmes. Well, really like Holmes. And I know that I'm not the only one who's made the connection. When you stop and think about it - when you've read both Doyle's series and watched the show, paying attention to the character of the characters, it's pretty cool and really hard to miss. Not saying at all that House is a "ripoff" of Holmes - there are differences, too. But I think what has made the show gain such a "cult following" is the fact that there's a link to the classics.
Maybe I'm wrong, but I'm just saying.
And there's something really hot about the brutal honesty that House has. Yeah, sure, if I were on the other end of that wit, I would probably cry my eyes out, but it would be really smexy all the same. (And yes, I just called Huge Laurie smexy - he is.)
So is Jessie Spenser. I think it has something to do with the accents. But Laurie doesn't use his accent in the series. But - always the infamous but, that - he does use an "American" accent.
Ok, so, switching topics now - I'm sitting here watching COPS on tele, and they're doing an undercover prostitution sting, and this guy comes up to get what he wants. Now, riddle me this: One - why would a guy pick up a prostitute if there are cops around in the area, and, two - why would the show the face of the undercover cop on national tele? I know that it was probably filmed a while ago, but still. Wouldn't that compromise her in future undercover stings? Plastic surgery can only do so much (not that she needs plastic surgery, just saying). Oh, and three - shouldn't johns know by now that if they proposition someone for sex and they say, "Pull around the back of the church", that usually means that they're going to get arrested for solicitation? And why would johns lie? I mean, if a bunch of cops suddenly swarm around the car right after you pull around to the agreed meeting spot, wouldn't that usually mean that the prostitute that you just picked up be an undercover cop? Isn't that common sense? And her (or him, whatever) being an undercover, you should know that she's going to be wired.
And why would you ever want to lie to a cop - or run from cops? Seriously - they're just going to catch you in the end.
Don't get me wrong - I love watching cop shows - and I have a really morbid fascination with car chases. But why would you risk your life running? Sure, you're going to spend time in jail, but it's not like you have to do anything in jail. Not that I want to go to jail, because that would look really bad on my record - but I still wouldn't run from cops. I laugh at people who do that - I really do. And, of course, I gasp when there's an accident, but I still laugh at the poor dolt who decided that running was the best choice. (It's not a James Bond movie - the cops aren't out to get you. They aren't some enemy agent hellbent on killing you.)
And I like watching the cop shows because it gives you an inside look into others' lives. I know that sounds bad, but sometimes it makes you feel better about your own life.
And then, of course, there's the shows that I call the "Stupid People" shows - World's Dumbest, you know, shows like that. I like to see some of the really stupid things that people do that they think is smart at the time. God, I love alcohol in that watching drunk people do things is hilarious! I mean, watching people do silly things is just great.
Sure, I feel a little bad about the pain that they'll have when they come back to the waking world, but in a way they kind of deserve it. Yeah, not only am I masochistic, but I'm also misanthropic. I look at it this way - if the glass is half empty, there'll be less liquid you'll have to clean up when the glass finally breaks.
Not a very good way to end a session, yanno, but hey - it's the truth. So, then, maybe I'll leave you with this:
If you start laughing at verbs, you've had too much to drink and need to give the keys to someone who doesn't think words are funny.
And for anyone who knows me, they'll know that I'm a huge fan of **House M.D.**. I'm really happy that they're getting the plot back on track - with the cool medical mysteries.
Speaking of medical mysteries - I've always thought that House was sort of like Sherlocke Holmes. Well, really like Holmes. And I know that I'm not the only one who's made the connection. When you stop and think about it - when you've read both Doyle's series and watched the show, paying attention to the character of the characters, it's pretty cool and really hard to miss. Not saying at all that House is a "ripoff" of Holmes - there are differences, too. But I think what has made the show gain such a "cult following" is the fact that there's a link to the classics.
Maybe I'm wrong, but I'm just saying.
And there's something really hot about the brutal honesty that House has. Yeah, sure, if I were on the other end of that wit, I would probably cry my eyes out, but it would be really smexy all the same. (And yes, I just called Huge Laurie smexy - he is.)
So is Jessie Spenser. I think it has something to do with the accents. But Laurie doesn't use his accent in the series. But - always the infamous but, that - he does use an "American" accent.
Ok, so, switching topics now - I'm sitting here watching COPS on tele, and they're doing an undercover prostitution sting, and this guy comes up to get what he wants. Now, riddle me this: One - why would a guy pick up a prostitute if there are cops around in the area, and, two - why would the show the face of the undercover cop on national tele? I know that it was probably filmed a while ago, but still. Wouldn't that compromise her in future undercover stings? Plastic surgery can only do so much (not that she needs plastic surgery, just saying). Oh, and three - shouldn't johns know by now that if they proposition someone for sex and they say, "Pull around the back of the church", that usually means that they're going to get arrested for solicitation? And why would johns lie? I mean, if a bunch of cops suddenly swarm around the car right after you pull around to the agreed meeting spot, wouldn't that usually mean that the prostitute that you just picked up be an undercover cop? Isn't that common sense? And her (or him, whatever) being an undercover, you should know that she's going to be wired.
And why would you ever want to lie to a cop - or run from cops? Seriously - they're just going to catch you in the end.
Don't get me wrong - I love watching cop shows - and I have a really morbid fascination with car chases. But why would you risk your life running? Sure, you're going to spend time in jail, but it's not like you have to do anything in jail. Not that I want to go to jail, because that would look really bad on my record - but I still wouldn't run from cops. I laugh at people who do that - I really do. And, of course, I gasp when there's an accident, but I still laugh at the poor dolt who decided that running was the best choice. (It's not a James Bond movie - the cops aren't out to get you. They aren't some enemy agent hellbent on killing you.)
And I like watching the cop shows because it gives you an inside look into others' lives. I know that sounds bad, but sometimes it makes you feel better about your own life.
And then, of course, there's the shows that I call the "Stupid People" shows - World's Dumbest, you know, shows like that. I like to see some of the really stupid things that people do that they think is smart at the time. God, I love alcohol in that watching drunk people do things is hilarious! I mean, watching people do silly things is just great.
Sure, I feel a little bad about the pain that they'll have when they come back to the waking world, but in a way they kind of deserve it. Yeah, not only am I masochistic, but I'm also misanthropic. I look at it this way - if the glass is half empty, there'll be less liquid you'll have to clean up when the glass finally breaks.
Not a very good way to end a session, yanno, but hey - it's the truth. So, then, maybe I'll leave you with this:
If you start laughing at verbs, you've had too much to drink and need to give the keys to someone who doesn't think words are funny.
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